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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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