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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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