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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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