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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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