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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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