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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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