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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jelly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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