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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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