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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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