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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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