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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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