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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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