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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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