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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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