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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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