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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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