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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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