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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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