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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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