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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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