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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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