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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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