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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maya eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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