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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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