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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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