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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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