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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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