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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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