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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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