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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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