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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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