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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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