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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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