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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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