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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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