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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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