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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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