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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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