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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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