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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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