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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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