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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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