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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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