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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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