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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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