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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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