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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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