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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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