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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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