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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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