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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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